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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}
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Mississippi Highway 322 is an east-west state highway connecting Sherard at MSÂ 1 to Crowder at MSÂ 35. Traveling through Coahoma, Quitman, Panola counties, it has a length of 43.9 miles (70.7Â km) and connects Clarksdale, Hopson, Lambert, and Crowder.
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Oxycera leonina, the twin-spotted major, is a European species of soldier fly.
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NGC 5034 is a spiral galaxy in the constellation of Ursa Minor. NGC 5034 is its New General Catalogue designation. It is located about 401 million light-years from the Sun. It was discovered on April 7, 1793, by William Herschel.
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