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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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Aluf Meir Dagan was an Israel Defense Forces Major General (reserve) and Director of the Mossad.
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The Mike Oldfield Collection 1974–1983 is a compilation a